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Aug 27, 2014 Here Is Yet Another Jewel From One Of The Holiday Issues Of The British Medical Journal, Sent To Us By A Reader (thanks, Ben!) It's Pretty Straightforward, So Instead Of An Introductory Blurb, We'll Warm You Up With This Video Of A Fart Caught On An Infrared Airport Camera  .

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